CrabDiving – Thu 011515 – Oscar Is White, Alex Jones Has A Dream, Attacker Gets Attacked

CrabDiving delivers the following stories: the only color at the Oscars in 2015 will be the gold on the statuette; Pelosi puts a Muslim Congressman on the intelligence community – cue RWNJ outrage; Glenn Beck thinks Mike Huckabee is a big fat disingenuous liar; false flag waver, Alex Jones’ wet dream ticket for 2016 is Paul/Cruz – #gross; Fox “News” host believes Bruce Jenner won’t be on a cereal box anytime soon #whoaskedyou; high school principal wants to avoid having an after school gay outreach club for no good reason. Finally, in an extended “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, Pat and Ryan learn about a giant shark patrolling a beach in Australia, a doe that attacks it’s attacker, and a drunk zebra finch.

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