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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 011117 – Best College Football Off All Time & Grayson Allen Dicked In The Head?

Comedian Tommy Gimler, along with the rest of the dudes at The Daily Upper Decker, kick off the new year with some questions. Was the College Football Playoff National Championship the greatest college football game of all time? Should Texans…

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CrabDiving – Thu 102716 – DAPL Protest & Trump’s Pervy Condolence Letter To Kelly Preston

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The Crabs examine the DAPL protest and the injustices perpetrated upon the Sioux. SCOTUS guy Clarence Thomas was accused of Trump-like groping. Speaking of sexual assault, the GOP nominee apparently grabbed Miss Finland’s rear-end back in the day. Pat and Ryan…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 100516 – MLB Postseason Preview & Odell Beckham Sucks Balls

Check out this episode of the hilarious sports podcast, The Daily Upper Decker. Barry Murphy and Adam Pockross stop by to talk about:  The Major League Baseball postseason;  A “We Don’t Suck Anymore” song written by a Cubs season before they’ve won anything…

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CrabDiving – Thu 092216 – Paleo-Feminism & Keith Scott Murder Tape Not Released

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The Crabs discovered paleo-feminism rules Madame Secretary unprepared for battle. Charlotte Police Chief said the video of Keith Lamont Scott being shot to death may not be released to the public. Professional twunt, Arkansas state Senator Jason Rapert proved he does not understand the First Amendment as evidenced…

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CrabDiving – Tue 090616 – Gretchen Carlson FOX Settlement & Glenn Beck’s American Dream Dies, Lit’rally

Gretchen Carlson Sues FOX

The Gretchen Carlson FOX settlement was huge, which makes you think the land of Roger Ailes was pretty darn creepy. Governor Rick Perry is getting fitted for a dance belt, color The Crabs there! Greta Van Susteren says buh bye to the…

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