The Crabs examine the DAPL protest and the injustices perpetrated upon the Sioux. SCOTUS guy Clarence Thomas was accused of Trump-like groping. Speaking of sexual assault, the GOP nominee apparently grabbed Miss Finland’s rear-end back in the day. Pat and Ryan also read through the oddly inappropriate open letter Trump penned to Kelly Preston regarding the death of her son. Another Trump gaffe about an Ebola outbreak reveals the orange-a-hole-face to glass-half-full type of ignoramus. The commie pinko libs played a bizarre recording of The Donald unsuccessfully pretending to be someone else during a phone interview. Eric Trump revealed on CNBC that his Daddy called him a loser when he was four years old. The Trump campaign admitted to launching three voter suppression ops. The Governor of Mississippi bitched and whined about his southern state not being fairly represented in the electoral college. Ancient Christo-twunt Pat Robertson claimed polls are unfairly skewed against the racist, lying 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate. A deplorable Trump-a-lo hunkered down with a crap tons of guns in his Mama’s trailer was arrested for making threatening calls to an Islamic Center located not too far from CrabDiving H.Q.
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