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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012915 – Bieber Says Sorry Stupidly, Fox “News” Fails, Huckabee Is Horrendous

Texas anti Islam protest assholes

On this episode, the Crabs are reminded that RNWJ loony Bryan Fischer believes gays started the Nazi Party. Plus we learn the following: Justin Bieber, in his stupid vocal fry, baby voice, apologizes for existing; a dead person in North Carolina will tell…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E011 Wed 012115 – The Toothless Tiger, Greg Anthony Hooker Fun, The Dirty Shrimp

The D.U.D. guys talk about Russell Wilson blaming God for his interceptions in the NFC championship game, Tiger Woods’ missing tooth, Greg Anthony’s trouble with hookers, and a special fact or fudge dedicated to Super Bowl food dishes. Podcast (daily-upper-decker): Play…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 012015 – Boobs & Brilliance Equals Dolly Parton, Billy Crystal, Bill Cosby, Bieber

On Tuesday, the Hick pays a tribute to his favorite person on the planet, Dolly Parton. He reveals Dolly’s formula for success (Boobs + Brilliance = Success). Also, the Hick nearly breaks the f*ck up with Billy Crystal, then breaks…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012215 – God Centered Wet Dream, Concealed Carry While Black, Vagankle Fun

On today’s show, the Crabs cover the following: Tom’s Brady balls are of zero importance to the Crabs; Jim Inhofe celebrates an inexplicable victory against climatologists; Jim Bakker, felon-peddler of iron-tough enema kits and freeze-dried desserts, interviews the horrendous Huckabee and…

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