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The CannaLinguists – Episode 3 – Toking Tales, ATM Dispensary Mishaps, 420 Nurses

On this episode, the CannaLinguists discuss the following: first time toking stories; ATM dispensary mishaps; state’s rights and weed; the Bob Marley brand; 420 Nurses. Finally, kudos to Michael C. Hall for landing the lead in “Hedwig And the Angry Inch.”   Podcast (cannalinguists): Play in new…

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CrabDiving Fri – 112114 – Kirk Cameron Plays Gay, Nanny Cams Get Russian Distribution, Poland Poo Poos Pooh

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Friday’s CrabDiving includes the following: the dullard Duggars engage in homophobic fear mongering; nanny cams and baby monitors find distribution from a bunch of Russian hackers; hand dryers are horrific; moronic mouth-breather Kirk Cameron busts out the acting skills for…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111714 – Female Condoms 101, KKK Short-Sheet-ed, Manson Marries Near Millennial

Monday’s CrabDiving comes to you with these stories: Bristol Palin’s blog should tagged “fiction”; an evil oil tycoon is accused of being stingy in a divorce settlement; Chicago parents lose their marbles because their kids are being schooled on the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111414 – KKK Stands With The Popo of Ferguson, Sweater Puppet Sabbatical, Glenn Beck Is Minaj-Ah-Nazi

CrabDiving welcomes the weekend with a bevy of lunatics that include Coach Dave, Pat Robertson and the ham-face-wonder, Glenn Beck, plus these stories: the KKK vows to protect Ferguson’s way-armed, way-white, militia-style police force; it’s all frowny faces down at…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111214 – Sperm-Gate, Quakes Are The New Twisters, Ficher’s Net Best Not Be Neutral

On today’s show, Pat and Ryan revisit #spermgate at Starbucks, accept the fact there are now regular earthquakes in Kansas and Oklahoma #frackme, learn that Glenn Back has a case of the vapors, AKA “adrenal fatigue.” Finally, Bryan Fischer is…

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