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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 120914 – Mark Wahlberg Blows, Leo’s Underbeard, Furry Genocide

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Mark Wahlberg gets Broke The F*#K Up With on this episode. Plus, and The Hollywood Hick covers these stories: Leonardo “To-catch-a-ho” and his gross under-beard shouldn’t be attracting so many chicks; Furry genocide ain’t funny; Miley Cyrus decides to venture out…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121114 – Ariana Grande Toted, Bobby Jindal Scary, No Reach-Arounds From Edward Scissorhands

The Crabs are joined in studio by The Hollywood Hick and the hate crimes of Marky Mark Wahlberg and his dumb duckface are revisited. We also cover the following: the new spending bill blows; a vapid Virginia billboard claims no…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120914 – Torture Report, America Is Not Awesome, Cosby Allegedly Raped Rabbits

CrabDiving gives a big Crabby “F-you” to the CIA for their practice of rectal re-hydration on supposed war criminals. Also, the following is covered: Hefner stands with Cosby, alleged raper of 12 Playboy Bunnies; terrorist from Texas busted in Israel; according…

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The Hollywood Hick – 112114 – Out of The Closet Country Singers, Uncle Poodle & Honey Boo Boo, Uber Fail

This time, the Hollywood Hick is broked-up with Ashton Kutcher and Uber.  Brent also covers: Uncle Poodle and his testimony in the Honey Boo Boo/Mama June saga; two country singers coming out of the mothertruckin’ closet (Billy Gilman and Ty Herndon); and…

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