Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 091316 – Trump Foundation Fraud & Clinton Media Derangement

Trump

The Trump Foundation fraud could be the scandal that takes down the orange a-hole face, but who knows? Obama called Trump out for the loving statements the GOP presidential candidate made regarding Putin. Hillary Clinton is alive and kicking despite what a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091216 – Clinton Pneumonia & Most Think Trump Is Racist

clinton collapse

The Crabs follow the Clinton pneumonia narrative on this episode. Twitter teemed with Hillary body double conspiracy theories. Trump denounced Clinton for marginalizing his hateful, racist, ignorant supporters. The orange a-hole face called for zero monitors in the upcoming presidential debate.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 090616 – Gretchen Carlson FOX Settlement & Glenn Beck’s American Dream Dies, Lit’rally

Gretchen Carlson Sues FOX

The Gretchen Carlson FOX settlement was huge, which makes you think the land of Roger Ailes was pretty darn creepy. Governor Rick Perry is getting fitted for a dance belt, color The Crabs there! Greta Van Susteren says buh bye to the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090516 – Obama Defends Kaepernick & Biden Sick Of Trump

obama defends kaepernick

Obama defends Kaepernick and, predictably, RWNJs lose their tiny minds. Hillary clobbers the orange-a-hole-face in the latest 2016 presidential race polls, despite her recent bout of coughing. Supposedly, Hacksaw Ridge will revive the career of racist and frequent loon Mel…

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