Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 030624 – Nikki Haley Dropped Out and Bye Felicia To Kyrsten Sinema

Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, “Bye Felicia” to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump’s immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler’s supposed hotness. Rapist…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021624 – Trump Just Needs To Find 11,780 Votes and 454 Million Dollars

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Trump just needs to find 11,780 votes and 454 million dollars. The ridiculous hearing about Fani Willis’s dating life continued in Georgia. Authoritarian coward Putin surely had Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny murdered. A group of conservative wankers had to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021224 – MAGA Lost Its Brain Cell Over The “Rigged” Super Bowl and Satanic Hand Signals

MAGA lost its brain cell over the “rigged” Super Bowl and satanic hand signals. Anti-vaxx-wanker RFK had to apologize to his fellow Kennedys for his dumb Super Bowl ad of which he supposedly knew nothing. During the Super Bowl, Cokey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021024 – Did Tucker Carlson At Least Get A Reach Around From Putin?

Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn’t reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020524 – Ridiculous “God’s Army” Invaded A Texas Border Town

Ridiculous “God’s Army” invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won’t pass…

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