CrabDiving – Mon 030424 – SCOTUS Ordered Trump Must Stay On The Ballot

SCOTUS ordered Trump must stay on the ballot and no one is coming to rescue democracy in America except maybe the voters. Shitler’s former CEO pleaded guilty to perjury after one of Trump’s crappy attorneys scolded the judge for accusing him of perjury. The fascist former guy explained why granting himself immunity would be good for America. France enshrined the right to an abortion in its constitution. Hopeless Nikki Haley finally won a primary but it was meaningless. In news that isn’t, Trump has been on a steep mental decline. A New York gun-sucker was sentenced to 25 years to life for murdering someone who was lost and mistakenly pulled into his driveway. A pastor, not a drag queen, was accused of sexually battering a 15-year-old girl.  In other church news, a preacher faced backlash after blathering something stupid about how he could see himself blaming the victim for being raped. Former actor and current Trumpkin Jon Voight released yet another insane video.

 

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