Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 011123 – GOP House Pushing Forced Birth Laws Despite Disastrous Midterms

The GOP House pushing forced birth laws despite disastrous midterms. Brazilian insurrectionists backing Bolsonaro have been detained in connection with the attack on their Capital. Meanwhile, the former strongman from Brazil has been chilling in Florida taking pics with MAGATS.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122922 – Elon MusQ Is Embracing Batcrap Conspiracy Theories and Andrew Tate Got Busted For Trafficking

Elon MusQ is embracing batcrap conspiracy theories and Andrew Tate got busted for trafficking. Southwest Airlines apologized for sucking and screwing up everyone’s travel plans. Lying GOP legislator George Santos blathered more fiction because it’s a day ending in “y.”…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122222 – Republican A-Holes Keep Voting Against Bipartisan Bills That Help People

Republican a-holes keep voting against bipartisan bills that help people. Matt Gaetz, Florida’s top diddler, and Boebert E. Lee blew through security at the Capitol refusing to be screened before attending Zelenskyy’s speech. Human impersonator Rand Paul blocked a bill…

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