Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 121823 – Clarence Thomas Whined About His SCOTUS Salary

Clarence Thomas whined about his SCOTUS salary. Roseanne caterwauled incoherent rhetoric about a Nazi-fascist-Muslim-caliphate conspiracy theory which was too loony for the brownshirts of Turning Point to swallow. SImpleton MAGAT Brian Kilmeade of Fox and Friends blathered a lame excuse…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120623 – Kevin McCarthy Will Slither Out of Congress Early

Kevin McCarthy will slither out of Congress early.  Mama Nazi, Marjorie Talyor Greene blathered, “Hopefully no one dies,” as she bemoaned the expulsion of disgraced former GOP congressperson George Santos. Trump caterwauled he’d only be a dictator on day one…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120123 – George Santos Got Booted From Congress (Now Do Gaetz!)

George Santos got booted from Congress (now do Gaetz!). Senator Dick Durbin and the Judiciary Committee confirmed some of Biden’s judges and the GOP wankers lost it. The Crabs reviewed Governor Newsom’s trouncing of Pudding Fingers, AKA DeSantis, in a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112223 – FOX Immediately Screamed “Terrorism” Over A Fiery Car Accident

FOX News wrongly called it terrorism

FOX immediately screamed “terrorism” over a fiery car accident. An assassination attempt in the US of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun — potentially by the Indian government — was thwarted. The disingenuous pile of rat spew known as Putin…

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