Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 111414 – KKK Stands With The Popo of Ferguson, Sweater Puppet Sabbatical, Glenn Beck Is Minaj-Ah-Nazi

CrabDiving welcomes the weekend with a bevy of lunatics that include Coach Dave, Pat Robertson and the ham-face-wonder, Glenn Beck, plus these stories: the KKK vows to protect Ferguson’s way-armed, way-white, militia-style police force; it’s all frowny faces down at…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111214 – Sperm-Gate, Quakes Are The New Twisters, Ficher’s Net Best Not Be Neutral

On today’s show, Pat and Ryan revisit #spermgate at Starbucks, accept the fact there are now regular earthquakes in Kansas and Oklahoma #frackme, learn that Glenn Back has a case of the vapors, AKA “adrenal fatigue.” Finally, Bryan Fischer is…

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CrabDiving – Tue 111114 – The Red Crotch Of Courage, GOP Wants Your Healthcare, Grande Zygote Latte

On Tuesday, the Crabs are joined by Brent Parris and they deliver the following headlines: the Republicans are looking forward to taking away your healthcare; Jehovah’s Witness wacko thinks gay people are scheming to get us all into tight pants;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110714 – Creamier Cappuccinos, Mormon Marbles, Glenn Beck Slathers On The Grease Paint

The Crabs say buh-bye to the work week with these news stories: C-Span anchor dude deftly dispenses of a racist caller; Starbucks has other options beside skim and whole; Glenn Beck is ankle deep in the apocalypse and grease paint;…

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