Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 100623 – Giuliani’s Tax Lien, Lindell’s Fleeing Lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull Cocktails

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Giuliani’s tax lien, Lindell’s fleeing lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull cocktails were on the menu for Faithless Friday. Madam Secretary, AKA Hillary Clinton, said MAGATS needed to be deprogrammed from Trumpism and many baskets of Deplorables lost their…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092523 – Lives Could’ve Been Saved If Trump Had Been Given An Orange Mask

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Lives could have been saved if Trump had been given an orange mask. A former White House aid to Trumpkin Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson, accused Shitler’s Chief of Staff of burning documents in his office fireplace. Donald “Man-Baby” Trump caterwauled…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041223 – Genius Trump Is Warning Us All About “Nuclear Warming”

Genius Trump is warning us all about “nuclear warming.” Scattered and smothered in Shitler’s DNA, the GOP sought to shield man-baby from all future prosecutions. Some a-hole leaked sensitive Pentagon docs about the war in Ukraine. A new COVID variant…

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