Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 092523 – Lives Could’ve Been Saved If Trump Had Been Given An Orange Mask

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Lives could have been saved if Trump had been given an orange mask. A former White House aid to Trumpkin Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson, accused Shitler’s Chief of Staff of burning documents in his office fireplace. Donald “Man-Baby” Trump caterwauled…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041223 – Genius Trump Is Warning Us All About “Nuclear Warming”

Genius Trump is warning us all about “nuclear warming.” Scattered and smothered in Shitler’s DNA, the GOP sought to shield man-baby from all future prosecutions. Some a-hole leaked sensitive Pentagon docs about the war in Ukraine. A new COVID variant…

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CrabDiving – Fri 040723 – Leaked Ukraine Documents and Crazy Crucifixions

Leaked Ukraine documents and crazy crucifixions were on the docket for CrabDiving’s Faithless Friday. Corrupt SCOTUS Clarence Thomas blathered he didn’t need to report extravagant vacays financed by GOP mega-donors because it’s not a requirement. Top secret Ukraine war docs…

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