Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 122922 – Elon MusQ Is Embracing Batcrap Conspiracy Theories and Andrew Tate Got Busted For Trafficking

Elon MusQ is embracing batcrap conspiracy theories and Andrew Tate got busted for trafficking. Southwest Airlines apologized for sucking and screwing up everyone’s travel plans. Lying GOP legislator George Santos blathered more fiction because it’s a day ending in “y.”…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122222 – Republican A-Holes Keep Voting Against Bipartisan Bills That Help People

Republican a-holes keep voting against bipartisan bills that help people. Matt Gaetz, Florida’s top diddler, and Boebert E. Lee blew through security at the Capitol refusing to be screened before attending Zelenskyy’s speech. Human impersonator Rand Paul blocked a bill…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121922 – Trump Is Truth Squealing Over The Jan. 6th Committee’s Criminal Referral

Trump is Truth squealing over the Jan. 6th Committee’s criminal referral. Shitler minion Hope Hicks said man-baby was never worried about harming his legacy with the insurrection. Mother’s Husband, aka Mike Pence, blathered the DOJ shouldn’t bring charges against his…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120522 – Trump Wants To Terminate The Constitution After Nothingburger Twitter Files

Trump wants to terminate the Constitution after the nothingburger Twitter files. Senator Warnock leads former fake sheriff Walker in the Georgia Senatorial runoff. Meanwhile, Shitler announced a lame tele-rally for the former Georgia Bulldog who threatened his wife with a…

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