Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 122420 – Democrats Agree With Trump On $2000 Stimulus Checks & Kirk Cameron COVID Carols

Democrats agree with Trump on $2000 stimulus checks. Cocaine Mitch and crappy Kevin McCarthy are catching well-deserved heat for obstructing pandemic aid. The latest strain of coronavirus has been attacking young adults in South Africa. Americans have slowly grown more…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122220 – Walmart Sued For Contributing To The Opioid Crisis & Mutant Coronavirus Probably Here

Headlines of Walmart sued for contributing to the opioid crisis were welcomed by CrabDiving today. A mutant COVID strain has already started in the U.S. Armed domestic terrorists attempted to storm the Oregon State Capitol Building and used chemical weapons…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121720 – Massive Cyberattack On U.S. Government Systems & Crazed Trumpist Vigilantes

Massive Cyberattack On U.S. Government Systems

A massive cyberattack on U.S. government systems went down and Trump has zero to say about it. The US broke its daily coronavirus death record with over 3400 Americans passing away from the virus on Thursday. Despite apocalyptic-like pandemic numbers,…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121620 – Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Don’t Want Trump To Live There & People Are Drinking A Lot

cohen implicates trump and manafort guilty

Mar-a-Lago neighbors don’t want Trump to live there. Congress hinted stimulus checks will be included in the next stimulus. A Trumpkin election lawyer said racist crap about the wife of Cocaine Mitch. Detroit is trying to sue Shitler minion Sidney…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121020 – Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas’ Crazy Lawsuit & Pfizer Vaccine Cleared

Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas' Crazy Lawsuit

Republicans’ sedition continues as red states back Texas’ crazy lawsuit. America had the deadliest COVID-19 day ever. Rudy G.’s election fraud star witness got her stupid on when she said Obama funded the Wuhan lab which created the virus. The…

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