CrabDiving – Tue 030221 – FBI Director Wray Shot Down GOP Lies That Antifa Attacked The Capitol

FBI Director Wray shot down GOP lies that Antifa attacked The Capitol. Wray also explained phone data to the dimwitted insurrectionist Senator Josh Hawley. SCOTUS hinted they’d shamefully uphold GOP voter suppression. Despite the CDC asking folks to continue to stay home, a predictable group of states announced easings of coronavirus restrictions. Minnesota announced the winning entries of their snowplow naming contest which included “Snowbi Wan Kenobi.” Republi-load Madison Cawthorn lied about the wreck that landed his fascist pooper in a wheelchair. The Crabs congratulated Hollywood elder-statesman Alec Baldwin for baby number 6 and mused over the possibility of celeb Will Smith ruling Florida. Right-wing piles of spew moronically moaned over cancel culture and how the libs are coming for certain works of Nazi-curious Dr. Seuss. Twenty-year-old congressional rep from Montana called for war upon Antifa and it toats backfired. Pat and Ryan also reviewed a current list of the most lucrative dead people.

 

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