Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121020 – Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas’ Crazy Lawsuit & Pfizer Vaccine Cleared

Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas' Crazy Lawsuit

Republicans’ sedition continues as red states back Texas’ crazy lawsuit. America had the deadliest COVID-19 day ever. Rudy G.’s election fraud star witness got her stupid on when she said Obama funded the Wuhan lab which created the virus. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120920 – Melania Wants To Go Home & Limbaugh Admits Conservatives Want To Dominate Not Coexist

Melania wants to go home. Facebook has been slapped with antitrust lawsuits. Pfizer said they were meeting with the FDA to discuss an issue people with food allergies are having with their vaccine. Biden tapped Buttigieg for the Chinese ambassadorship.…

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CrabDiving – Mon120720 – Giuliani Hospitalized With Coronavirus & The UK Begins Mass Vaccinations

Giuliani Hospitalized With Coronavirus

News of super-spreader Giuliani hospitalized with coronavirus headlined today’s podcast. The UK started to distribute the vaccine for coronavirus and dubbed the first day of the roll-out as “V Day.” Mental health ratings of Americans to a nosedive. Trump passed…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120420 – Trump’s Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021 & House Votes To Decriminalize Weed

Trump's Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021

Trump’s coronavirus catastrophe will continue into 2021. The jobs report was crappy. For the second time, in not a long time, Rudy G. justified his $20,000 per day fee by ripping a juicy starfish sneeze on live television. The House…

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