Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Trump Cult Is Going Totally Violent Fascist To Save Their Dear Leader & Loony Pastor Paula White Summons African Angels

Trump Cult Is Going Totally Violent Fascist To Save Their Dear Leader

The Trump cult is going totally violent fascist to save their dear leader. Biden edged closer to a “W” by acquiring electoral votes from swing states. Nazi sweat glob Steve Bannon suggested beheading Fauci and the FBI Director if Trump…

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CrabDiving – Wed 110420 – Trump Wants To Stop Counting Because Biden Is Going To Win & Weed Wins Bigly

Trump Wants To Stop Counting Because Biden Is Going To Win

Trump wants to stop counting because Biden is going to win. Joe Biden has received more votes for president than any other candidate in history. Self-proclaimed poll watchers violently protested outside a Detroit vote counting facility. Q wanker Laura Loomer…

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CrabDiving – Thu 102920 – Trump Is Flailing As Polls Solidify for Biden & Democrats Want To Expand SCOTUS

cohen implicates trump and manafort guilty

Trump is flailing as polls solidify for Biden. Shitler literally left hardcore radicalized supporters in the cold after a rally in Omaha. In light of the ACB situation, centrist politicians have found themselves justifiably embarrassed for waiting so long to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102820 – Trump Administration Claims Defeating COVID-19 As An Accomplishment & Omaha Trumpists Stranded

The Trump Administration claims defeating COVID-19 as an accomplishment despite much of the country spiking with record-high numbers of coronavirus cases. According to polls, Shitler has continued to lose bigly. Michigan can’t prevent open-carry nut-balls from hitting the polls strapped…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102720 – Conservative SCOTUS Shanked Wisconsin’s Voting Extension & GOP Rammed Through A New SCOTUS Judge

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Conservative SCOTUS shanked Wisconsin’s voting extension. A judge rejected the DOJ’s lame attempt to stand in for Trump in a NYC defamation case. The Huffington Post dropped a terrifying article about how Shitler’s minions are flushing data down the loo.…

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