Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 101320 – Moscow Mitch McConnell’s Sinister Laugh & FL Gov. DeathSantis Rally High-Fives

Moscow Mitch McConnell's Sinister Laugh

Moscow Mitch McConnell’s sinister laugh and surging coronavirus outbreak made 2020 even more heinous. An ICU respiratory got real on the anti-masker movement. Dullard Rudy G. blathered something about coronavirus no longer being deadly. The slow-thinking maskless Governor of Florida…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100920 – Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies & COVID-19 Rising Worldwide

Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies

Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100220 – Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19 & Turd Jacob Wohl Facing Felonies

Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19

Trump tested positive for COVID-19 and it is what it is. RWNJ loada-saurus Brenden Dilley blathered Shitler had “god tier” DNA. Freshman Infowarrior Deanna Lorraine claimed the left gave Man-baby coronavirus via a device hidden in his debate microphone. Hate-caster…

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