Moscow Mitch McConnell supports impeachment. While in isolation in The White House with Stephen Miller surely licking his wounded starfish, Trump has been mounting an impeachment defense. Longtime bankers of Shitler have severed their relationships with crappy POTUS over his incite of the riots. Democratic Senator Schumer attempted to host a press conference about the impeachment but was interrupted by a MAGAT heckler. Governor Rick Snyder will be charged for his part in causing the Flint water crisis. The communication director for Republic traitor Ted Cruz resigned in protest over his boss’s role in the insurrection. A GOP lawmaker was removed from her post at Harvard because of false claims she made about election fraud. CNN’s Don Lemon hilariously dismissed the idea the Rapist-In-Chief is masculine. Secretary of State Pompeo was super sad because Luxembourg officials refused to give the evangelical wingnut an audience. Alabama college football fans probably turned a championship celebration into a super-spreader event. A swinger’s party in Los Angeles was raided for flouting coronavirus restrictions.
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