CrabNation says hello to hump-day with the following headlines: Rush Limbaugh has some gross opinions about women’s health issues #shocker; grandson shoots granddad #murica: Kentucky pastor is hired despite being a sex offender and offends again #Jesus; pop music dullard,…
On this episode, the Crabs discuss the following stories about #murica: Ginsberg takes 35 pages to tell us we’re totally screwed; some dude in Florida is caught shoving cash in his coin slot; an idiot at the NRA “News Department”…
In an amazing video clip on his Instagram, Glenn Beck let out his frustrations with the GOP for abandoning the lunatics in the Tea Party. Beck relieves stress in the way they “do it out west,” and calls for his minions…
In a brave display of their profound assholery, some fine ladies of the Open Carry gun movement recently strapped on and protected the freedoms of nervous shoppers at a Target in Corpus Christi, Texas. Sensible gun legislation advocacy group Moms…
If you listen to our progressive liberal radio show, you might be aware that I am from Florida. Specifically, the section of the Sunshine State that resembles the handle of a pan, pot or more aptly, anything of which to brain a…
The Lethal Weapon style ink etched into the waist of a light-sleeping Maine resident earns a visit from the po-po. I guess the shirt-less, pierced American History X looking dude below works nights and was awoken from a day-snooze when…