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CrabDiving – Tue 051920 – Pelosi Is Worried About Trump’s “Morbid Obesity” & Florida GOP Fudging COVID-19 Numbers

Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention

Nancy Pelosi is worried about Trump’s “morbid obesity.” Shitler said people who passed away while taking hydroxychloroquine were going to die anyway. The fascist load in the White House also said Mike Pompeo’s staff should absolutely make themselves able to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012920 – Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton’s Book & Schiff Dunks On Lindsey and Ted

Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton's Book

Trump is trying to block Bolton’s book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler’s band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote “no” on hearing from witnesses in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012120 – Trump’s Senate Trial Begins & The Constitution Is “A Different Language”

Trump's Senate Trial Begins

Trump’s Senate trial begins and the Crabs are there to cover every GOP Team Putin vote to suppress evidence. Midnight Mitch set unfortunate ground rules for impeachment which meant twelve-hour days of opening statements and didn’t including subpoenaing docs. Elizabeth…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112019 – Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo & Trump’s Crazy Notes

Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo

As the sane universe squirted its approval, Sonland buried Trump, Guiliani, Pence and Pompeo. Fox News’ Chris Wallace schooled a colleague on impeachment and the significance of Sonland’s testimony. Shitler sounded like a doped-up desperate Tennessee Williams character as he…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100719 – Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds & Judge Told Trump To Release Taxes

Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds

Backstabbing Trump abandoning Syrian Kurds was the main headline covered on Monday’s podcast with in-studio guest comedian Michael James Benson. Our Slytherin President hailed his own “great and unmatched wisdom.” Mitt Romney called Cheeto’s Syrian decision a betrayal against the…

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