Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 041415 – Nestle Sucks & Swallows, Clinton Bashed By FOX, Dude Hard For Palin

California drought 2015

CrabDiving delivers the following stories: terrible Tantaros and her Faux News minions crack themselves up during a Hillary-bashing sesh; the drought in California is courtesy of the gays according to simpleton Michelle Bachmann; Nestle don’t need no stinking up-to-date permits…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041015 – Keyes Clearly Crazy, Will Work For Yacht Garage, Randy Raelians

park boat inside boat

On #FaithlessFriday the Crabs pinch off the following headlines: Harvey Weinstein not charged with rape-y/ grope-y shenanigans; Dodd Frank for the win; one-percent-ers awarded for owning nice things; diction dandy Alan Keyes predicts Obama goes nuc-u-lear for a third term;…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040215 – Anti-Gay Bigotry Afoot; Homophobic Pizza Shop Rakes In Christian Cash

Memories Pizza gofundme antigay bigots

As Ryan Pfeiffer makes his way to the Great White North (Alaska), The Hollywood Hick (comedian Brent Parris) once again sits in with Pat and they opine on the following: The Hollywood Hick’s brand new Facebook page is afire with homophobic bigotry; Pat…

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CrabDiving – Mon 033015 – Mike Pence Simpleton Bigot, Gohmert Too Nuts For Fox, ISIS Takes Tatooine

Mike Pence cries discrimination - crabdiving

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan learn that Governor Mike Pence is still a simpleton bigot. They also cover these stories: The First Church Of Cannabis blooms cause Indiana’s ridic anti gay religious freedom deal; Michigan Republican wants…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032515 – Glenn Beck Zombie Notes, Furious 7 Resurrects Paul Walker, Takei Boycotts Indiana

George Takei boycott Indiana if anti-gay law passes

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan get their idiot translators on as they review the blatherings of RWNJ Phil Robertson and Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Mira Sorvino and Cybill Shepherd star in some sad-sack…

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