Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Wed 031115 – Oklahoma Quits Marriage, Jerk Jindal Wants A Biden Sorry, Bible in Texas Schools

Texas high school prayer - CrabDiving

On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030315 – Netanyahu Nazi Reference, Beastly Bigoted Benhams, Sodomite Suppression Act

Sodomite Supression Act California ballot initiative submission

Laugh along as Ryan and Pat comment on Benjamin Netanyahu, who preached Iranian hellfire and proved Godwin’s Law to the morons of Congress. Then The Crabs charge through the following:  Behnam bigots claim the Cubs cure The Gay; their sire, vile Flip Benham, Christo-terrorizes an…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030215 – Bibi Meant No Diss; O’Reilly and FOX Tap Dance; Freedom to Screech?

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This Crab-tastic Monday show presents the following stories from the nutty world: BiBi Netanyahu claims no diss meant to Obama; Sharknado 3 casts vile, toothy sea monster, Ann Coulter; even FOX “News” acknowledges Bill O’Reilly’s bullshit; Radio Shack executives screw the…

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