CrabDiving – Mon 030915 – Hilton Pleads Rich White Guy, Republican Traitors, Koch Sucker Wants Less Democracy

On Monday, the Crabs cover the near non-takeover of the Alamo by the U.N. and these hot headlines: less democracy is the cry bemoaned by a university professor suckling at the Koch Bros’ teats; Google gonna figure how we can live a half-century on this third rock from the sun; haters of Bill O’Reilly continue to drag big skeletons from the big fat liar’s closet; Apple watch arrival ballyhooed big-time; one-percent-er old money load and people abuser Conrad Hilton pleads “rich white dude” and gets 0.0 jail time for his horrendously criminal behavior on a flight; Republican Senators shoot Iran a borderline-treasonous letter; Joltin’ Joe Biden just might slip on his running shoes; Okal-coma frat dispelled and banished from Bro-dem for busting out the “n-word” in vapid vid. Finally, a moronic Michigan mayor says no to logic but yes to what’s written on the back of a dollar.

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