On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan get their idiot translators on as they review the blatherings of RWNJ Phil Robertson and Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Mira Sorvino and Cybill Shepherd star in some sad-sack…
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Pat and Ryan rage over these tales of RWNJ lunacy; Ted Cruz stopped liking classic rock after 911; Rick Scott’s Disaster Chief minion will not let the words “climate change” spill from his stupid moron lips; Kirk Cameron’s movie is…
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This #FaithlessFriday, Pat and Ryan take a mega-dump on a mega-church pastor without the pleasantries of Saran Wrap. We also cover these stories: a Catholic church in San Francisco does the bare fucking minimum for the homeless; California wave bu-bye to H20;…
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On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…
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On Monday, the Crabs cover the near non-takeover of the Alamo by the U.N. and these hot headlines: less democracy is the cry bemoaned by a university professor suckling at the Koch Bros’ teats; Google gonna figure how we can…
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This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…
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