Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 032415 – Ted Cruz Bu-Bye To Rock After 9-11, Phil Robertson Torture Porn, Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Bryan Fischer thinks Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Pat and Ryan rage over these tales of RWNJ lunacy; Ted Cruz stopped liking classic rock after 911; Rick Scott’s Disaster Chief minion will not let the words “climate change” spill from his stupid moron lips; Kirk Cameron’s movie is…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032015 – Mega-Dump On Mega-Church, Fukushima Fuked, Abortion Is Causing Drought?

California drought map Jan 2015

This #FaithlessFriday, Pat and Ryan take a mega-dump on a mega-church pastor without the pleasantries of Saran Wrap. We also cover these stories: a Catholic church in San Francisco does the bare fucking minimum for the homeless; California wave bu-bye to H20;…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031115 – Oklahoma Quits Marriage, Jerk Jindal Wants A Biden Sorry, Bible in Texas Schools

Texas high school prayer - CrabDiving

On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030915 – Hilton Pleads Rich White Guy, Republican Traitors, Koch Sucker Wants Less Democracy

Koch snake - CrabDiving

On Monday, the Crabs cover the near non-takeover of the Alamo by the U.N. and these hot headlines: less democracy is the cry bemoaned by a university professor suckling at the Koch Bros’ teats; Google gonna figure how we can…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030415 – Benghazi II Electric Boogaloo, Jacking Jindal, Ferguson Fuzz Forever Racist

On this Crabs, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: haters still hate Obamacare; Keystone still a no-go; breaking up with Bobby Jindal; It’s A Small World is now even smaller at Disneyland; Alabama is a hot-bed of homophobia and can’t…

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