In this clip from the CrabDiving live, daily radio show, Ryan and Pat laugh at the faux-Christian butthurt on display from two snake oil salesmen: Mike Huckabee (pretending to run for president in order to sell copies of his dumb…
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CrabDiving – Fri 012315 – Mickey Got Measles, White Genocide Ain’t Real, S.P.U.K. No Spew
The Crabs pinch off the following stories: anti-vaccination numbskulls are bringing measles to Mickey; white supremacists are flinging freezer bags full of rocks, tootsie rolls, and hate newsletters at homes in an attempt to recruit fellow bigots; according to a…
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CrabDiving – Thu 012215 – God Centered Wet Dream, Concealed Carry While Black, Vagankle Fun
On today’s show, the Crabs cover the following: Tom’s Brady balls are of zero importance to the Crabs; Jim Inhofe celebrates an inexplicable victory against climatologists; Jim Bakker, felon-peddler of iron-tough enema kits and freeze-dried desserts, interviews the horrendous Huckabee and…
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CrabDiving – Wed 012115 – Horrendous Huckabee, Alex Jones Is A Dullard, Butt-Hurt Republicans & Packer Fans
CrabDiving tackles deflate-gate with unnecessary roughness and also covers the following: the butt- hurt Republicans and other RWNJ knuckle-draggers are sad cuz they think the President was mean to them during the State of the Union Address; horrible Huckabee thinks he’s…
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CrabDiving – Mon 011915 – Robert E. Lee Day Fail, Lindsey Graham Is A Tease, Senators Swim Naked
On Martin Luther King Day, the Crabs rage about the following: Robert E. Lee, loser of the Civil War and human trafficker, gets a holiday cuz people are morons; Lindsey Graham is dipping an oh so-delicately manicured toe into the presidential…
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CrabDiving – Fri 011615 – QVC Declares The Moon A Planet, Louisiana Keeps BJ Ban, Sarah Palin Strips & Thumbs A Ride
The Crabs get the weekend party started with these stories: footballer Michael Sam proposes to his dude at the Vatican #awesome; the Biebs and Selena Gomez are totes together again; simpleton Sarah Palin gets all sultry with a striptease as she…
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