On this episode of CrabNation, Pat and Ryan are joined by comic Becky Klueger and the following stories are covered: George Clinton’s new book has tips for all sorts of extracurricular activities; California atheist makes his paper; the lovely folks over…
CrabNation Monday brings you these headlines: godless millennial types will end RWNJ Murica; Pat Robertson is losing fans in Kenya cuz he suggested their towels have AIDS; non-believer scores 2 mill in a lawsuit and doesn’t have to give it…
On this TGIF episode of CrabNation, Pat and Ryan learn about “speaking in tongues” from mega-church-charlatan-showman, Kenneth Copeland. We also cover these headlines: Sarah Palin’s son Track describes his supposed assailant as a “little bitch” while musing about his costly…
On Thursday, Pat and Ryan feature some RWNJs that were elected to Congress by people that should not be trusted with the sharp straw stuck to the back of their Capri Suns; Steve King’s vision of heaven most likely has…
Wednesday’s CrabNation delivers these stories: Renee Zellweger tells the universe to get used to her new face; RWNJ, Anthony Culler compares gays to gremlins #I’mwithstupid; Jim Bakker, the dude from the 90’s that schtupped Jessica Hahn and duped folks out of…
The Crabs, along with Comedian Quincy Johnson II, cover the following on Tuesday: a citizen pulls over the fuzz and lets him go with a warning; RWNJ Louie Gohmert explains how Ebola could keep illegals from invading our borders #brightside;…