Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Wed 121714 – We Heart Cuba, Sony Terrorists Win, Pat Robertson Says Ted Cruz Is Nuts

Pat Robertson thinks Ted Cruz is nuts

The Hollywood Hick, Brent Parris sits in for Ryan, joining Pat in CrabDiving Studios to rage and laugh.  Topics: Obama opens talks with Cuba; Sony pulls the premiere of “The Interview”; even Pat Robertson thinks Ted Cruz is nuts. Plus, we…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121614 – Elizabeth Warren Demonic, Kathie Lee Cosby Kiss, Scientology Kids Strange

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover these stories: Elizabeth Warren is Satan according to the fair and balanced news; Sony hackers totally sux; Kathie Lee Gifford kissed but not raped by Cosby; Kansas preacher performs gay marriage ceremony and receives lethal…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121514 – Condom Up, I’ll Ride With You, RWNJ Marries Horse

anti gay pastor and horse

Monday’s CrabDiving includes the following stories: porn stars ordered to “condom up” in Hollywood; Aussies combat Islamophobia with #illridewithyou; Spelman College suspends the professorship of America’s funniest serial rapist; Leonardo DiCaprio is collecting all women despite a horrendous underbeard; RWNJ…

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Darth Cheney Would Torture Again

Cheney would torture again - CrabDiving

In the wake of the release of the Senate’s investigation into the use of torture by the U.S. during the Cheney administration, the Dark One himself is slithering onto the news shows poopooing the report and vehemently defending the use…

CrabDiving – Fri 121214 – Lutefisk Trending, Alan Keyes Goes Full Hitler, Cop Violence

Friday’s Crabs delivers the following headlines: lutefisk is trending in Wisconsin; Dems spurn spending bill; Angelina Jolie ain’t all that according to some suits at the recently-hacked Sony; Cops beat a black military cop; Rick Perry is way too excited…

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