The Crabs rage about the following: Levi Johnston, ex-simpleton-suitor to Bristol Palin, claims he was pummeled by wife Sunny; Sarah Palin responds to criticism from PETA (for how she allowed her kid to stand on a dog) by reminding everyone that…
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On Friday’s show, the Crabs take a “Fantastic Voyage” through RWNJ-ville U.S.A. and cover the following: in the true spirit of Sparkle Season, a husband chokes his wife out with a roll of wrapping paper; it’s cold in Los Angeles;…
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The Crabs wish the listeners a Happy New Year and kick of 2015 with the following stories: Jeb Bush will mos def run for President; according to comic, Oscar Fernando Galeana some cops are trigger-happy and will only shoot you if…
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Another plane has disappeared and Rick has some ideas about where it ended up. The war in Afghanistan is officially ending. Monsanto might make everyone autistic in twenty years and Rick finds some silver linings. Contact us for the link…
Pat and Ryan cover these stories: a Fox News host thinks the metric system brought down Air Asia; “Bra Bandit” busted in China; Chris Rock doesn’t wait til death to be parted; a bunch of lunatic religious-types refuse to sit…
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On Boxing Day, the Crabs deliver the following: celeb simpleton Justin Bieber gets a jet for Christmas; Alaska is looking in the eye of an ass-mist invasion; Ireland rules that women aren’t human incubators; Dustin Diamond gets “stabby”; Baby Jesus…
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