Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 122614 – Jet For Bieber, Alaskan Ass-Mist, Neil deGrasse Tyson Wins Twitter

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On Boxing Day, the Crabs deliver the following: celeb simpleton Justin Bieber gets a jet for Christmas; Alaska is looking in the eye of an ass-mist invasion; Ireland rules that women aren’t human incubators; Dustin Diamond gets “stabby”; Baby Jesus…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122414 – First Name Agnes Last Name Jenner, New York No-No’s Fracking, Dude Where’s My Ebola?

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This Wednesday the Crabs cover these stories: Bruce Jenner to be “Agnes”; pastor drops dead singing “Happy”; Indiana lawmaker wants a “protect the manger law”: New York says “eat me” to fracking; Rand Paul busts out his grievances against fellow politicians…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122214 – Everybody Has Bloody Hands, Clockwork Orange Ultra-Sound, Pat Robertson Explains Weed

On Monday, Pat and Ryan cover Mayor de Blasio’s press conference about the murder of two New York cops, plus the following stories: NYC Police Union Chief proclaims everyone “has blood on their hands“; Staten Island elected a felon; City Councilor reminds…

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CrabDiving – Fri 121914 – Gaylard Squeezes the Charmin, Bloody Mary Diamonds, Glenn Beck Oscar Moment

On this TGIF episode, Pat and Ryan go full jazz-hands, as they discuss the works of Andrew Lloyd Weber, Tim Rice, Cameron Mackintosh and Stephen Sondheim. We also cover these headlines: James Franco ain’t no James Flacco according to the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121814 – Limbaugh Cries Benghazi on Sony Caving to Hackers, Obama Laughs at Bachmann

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This time the Crabs listen to Rush Limbaugh go full “Benghazi” on the Sony hack story. They also joke and rage about these topics:  President Obama rightfully laughs in Michele Bachmann’s face when she tells him to bomb Iran; the newly-ex-Rep. Bachmann…

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