On Monday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan give thanks to the Satanists for out-thinking the pukes at Hobby Lobby #AllPraiseBaphomet. The following is also raged upon: according to Drudge, Ebola is only one plane ride away #Travelocity; god is smiting down…
On Friday, the Crabs bring you the following tales from #Murica which, like Iran still has the death penalty. We also cover these stories: Kentucky town bankrolls a gas station with tax dollars and the oil lobby loses their tar-balls;…
On CrabNation, we learn Glenn Beck could be convinced that Jesus was married #colormeinterested. Plus we cover the following stories: moronic Michigan Mayor won’t let the atheists set up a booth next to the “prayer station” in city hall #ETPhoneHome;…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
CrabNation Monday is welcomed with these headlines: youngsters are learning from the past and opting to not get down on one knee; the plague is in Colorado, y’all #savethestoners; there’s still running water in Detroit #relax; gay marriage enters stage…
CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…