CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
CrabNation Monday is welcomed with these headlines: youngsters are learning from the past and opting to not get down on one knee; the plague is in Colorado, y’all #savethestoners; there’s still running water in Detroit #relax; gay marriage enters stage…
CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…
North Carolina representative Rene Ellmers shat forth some more of that great GOP outreach stuff on a recent panel regarding women and the Republican Party. The second-term congressperson would really appreciate it if the men-folk would change their messaging for the…
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…
Rick Perry meets with President Obama regarding immigration and in this YouTube clip from our commie pinko liberal daily radio show, CrabNation!, we make fun of the Texas governor and the knuckledraggers who hate immigrants. CrabNation episodes CrabDiving Facebook Our…