CrabNation welcomes Wednesday with a “Celebs Behaving Badly” trifecta of Kiefer Sutherland, Shia LaBeouf and Kat Williams. We also cover the following: the War On Women rages on despite the moronic comedy sty-lings of FOX’s resident pundit puke, Jesse Watters:…
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Hobby Lobby Sets Up Franchises in your Vagina
In an unsurprising 5-4 decision today, the theocratic-fascist majority of the Supreme Court handed a victory to right-wing ninnies Hobby Lobby, allowing the privately-held, Christian assholes who own the company to opt out of paying for insurance that covers contraceptives…
Glenn Beck Shoots Off Some Steam, Western Dandy Style
In an amazing video clip on his Instagram, Glenn Beck let out his frustrations with the GOP for abandoning the lunatics in the Tea Party. Beck relieves stress in the way they “do it out west,” and calls for his minions…
GOP Tabloid Wall Street Journal Publishes Fiction on Climate Change
Despite consensus of 97% of climate scientists, formerly-respected “news” paper The Wall Street Journal has published an editorial disagreeing. The shit piece was written by by Joseph Bast, president of the lunatic, science-denying Heartland Institute, and Roy Spencer who has…
Teacher Says God Made Him Attack Skateboarders
School officials in Rancho Santa Margarita, CA have placed teacher Thomas Hammer on administrative leave a second time after a video of him going nuts and attacking some skateboarders last summer went viral. Hammer was initially charged with felonies in the incident,…
Operation American Spring Fail Is Funny As Hell
The organizers of Operation American Spring were sure they would get at least 10 million – and up to 30 million – people to pack up their drool cups and head to Washington, DC this past weekend to overthrow the “tyrant”…