Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 010421 – Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials & Assange Will Not Be Extradited

Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials

Desperate Trump on tape trying to bull Georgia officials seemed super illegal but totally on-brand for this nasty White House. Shitler accused Republicans of being the “surrender caucus” for not trying harder to overturn the results of the 2020 election.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122920 – Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks & Sad, Hotel-less Proud Boys

Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks

Moscow Mitch blocked $2000 stimulus checks, and exactly nobody was surprised. Trump blasted the GOP for its weak and tired congressional leadership. A GOP pollster said the stimulus check demand was a nightmare for the Republicans. Bag of wombat ejaculate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122820 – Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill & Nashville 5G Terrorist

Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill

Trump caved and signed the coronavirus stimulus bill. The House passed a bill to increase the stimulus checks to $2000. President-Elect Biden said the Shitler Administration was obstructing the transition. The Nashville bomber told a neighbor the world would never…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122420 – Democrats Agree With Trump On $2000 Stimulus Checks & Kirk Cameron COVID Carols

Democrats agree with Trump on $2000 stimulus checks. Cocaine Mitch and crappy Kevin McCarthy are catching well-deserved heat for obstructing pandemic aid. The latest strain of coronavirus has been attacking young adults in South Africa. Americans have slowly grown more…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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