Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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CrabDiving – Fri 121120 – SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition’s Dumb Lawsuit & Americans Are Particularly Stupid About Evolution

SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition's Dumb Lawsuit

SCOTUS tossed GOP sedition’s dumb lawsuit. House Democrats called for the 126 Republicans supporting Texas’s stupid suit to be unseated. An Arizona GOP leader asked supporters if they were willing to die in an effort to overturn Biden’s win. A…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120920 – Melania Wants To Go Home & Limbaugh Admits Conservatives Want To Dominate Not Coexist

Melania wants to go home. Facebook has been slapped with antitrust lawsuits. Pfizer said they were meeting with the FDA to discuss an issue people with food allergies are having with their vaccine. Biden tapped Buttigieg for the Chinese ambassadorship.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120820 – SCOTUS Rejected Trump’s BS Pennsylvania Lawsuit & UK Gives The World’s First COVID-19 Jab

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SCOTUS rejected Trump’s BS Pennsylvania lawsuit. Sane Americans welcomed Safe Harbor Day which made Biden’s win and Shitler’s exit official. The UK rolled out the coronavirus vaccine to its most vulnerable citizens. Sith Senator Loeffler couldn’t explain her suspicious but…

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