Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 122920 – Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks & Sad, Hotel-less Proud Boys

Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks

Moscow Mitch blocked $2000 stimulus checks, and exactly nobody was surprised. Trump blasted the GOP for its weak and tired congressional leadership. A GOP pollster said the stimulus check demand was a nightmare for the Republicans. Bag of wombat ejaculate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122820 – Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill & Nashville 5G Terrorist

Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill

Trump caved and signed the coronavirus stimulus bill. The House passed a bill to increase the stimulus checks to $2000. President-Elect Biden said the Shitler Administration was obstructing the transition. The Nashville bomber told a neighbor the world would never…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122420 – Democrats Agree With Trump On $2000 Stimulus Checks & Kirk Cameron COVID Carols

Democrats agree with Trump on $2000 stimulus checks. Cocaine Mitch and crappy Kevin McCarthy are catching well-deserved heat for obstructing pandemic aid. The latest strain of coronavirus has been attacking young adults in South Africa. Americans have slowly grown more…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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