Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 012521 – Violent Trumpy Fascists Are Threatening Congress Over Impeachment

Violent Trumpy fascists are threatening Congress over impeachment. The DOJ said it was looking into the attempts to overturn the election. Coronavirus sniffing dogs and cats have been used to screen fans for the virus at Heat games. President Biden…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010421 – Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials & Assange Will Not Be Extradited

Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials

Desperate Trump on tape trying to bull Georgia officials seemed super illegal but totally on-brand for this nasty White House. Shitler accused Republicans of being the “surrender caucus” for not trying harder to overturn the results of the 2020 election.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122920 – Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks & Sad, Hotel-less Proud Boys

Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks

Moscow Mitch blocked $2000 stimulus checks, and exactly nobody was surprised. Trump blasted the GOP for its weak and tired congressional leadership. A GOP pollster said the stimulus check demand was a nightmare for the Republicans. Bag of wombat ejaculate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122820 – Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill & Nashville 5G Terrorist

Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill

Trump caved and signed the coronavirus stimulus bill. The House passed a bill to increase the stimulus checks to $2000. President-Elect Biden said the Shitler Administration was obstructing the transition. The Nashville bomber told a neighbor the world would never…

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