Trump’s insurrection incitement impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. Majority leader Schumer reached an agreement with Senator Saggy Skin, AKA Cocaine Mitch, regarding trial guidelines. New variants have popped up in the U.S. and scientists aren’t thrilled. My Pillow load Lindell has been begging for a lawsuit from Dominion. Sadly, most families in America can’t afford diapers. The Crabs played hilariously terrifying clips of Infowars Czar Alex Jones speaking the night before the attack on the Capitol to MAGATS. An antisemitic wanker on non-news Newsmax compared holocaust victims to those banned from Twitter. Neckless fascist Hannity on Faux News warned Murica about the dangerous consequences of a Biden Administration. An investigation into Shitler’s phone call where he asked Georgia Republican brass to manufacture over 11,000 votes has begun. Former Q cultist shared how she was sucked into the violent movement. Tennis gods announced line-judges would be replaced with computers. Tampa Bay won the Superbowl and fans outside the stadium celebrated maskless in large groups.
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