Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 061620 – Coronavirus Surges In The South & Pence Asked Governors To Lie About The Pandemic

Coronavirus Surges In The South

Coronavirus surges in the south and despite this uptick in bad numbers, the idiotic reopening continues. A cheap steroid could prove an effective treatment for corona patients, depending on the severity of their infection. China tightened travel restrictions because of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061120 – Racist Statues Topple All Over The Country & Trump Wants A CNN Poll Retracted

Racist Statues Topple All Over The Country

Racist statues topple all over the country and a certain Christopher Columbus statue is headless due to handy work by protestors. The federal debt topped 26 trillion. HBO pulled Gone With the Wind in support of the Black Lives Matter…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061020 – NASCAR Banned The Confederate Flag & Trump Wants To Keep Confederate-Named Bases

NASCAR Banned The Confederate Flag

NASCAR banned the confederate flag. Former cop and current wanker Dan Bongino blathered to the House Judiciary Committee that “all lives matter.” Trump mumbled some crap about not wanting to change the names of military bases named after loser Confederate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 060120 – Trump Hid In A Bunker While Protests Raged & Putin Got His Money’s Worth

Trump tantrum - CrabDiving

Trump hid in a bunker while protests raged. China trolled the Trump administration over the treatment of protesters rallying for justice for George Floyd. Russian state media encouraged Shitler to let protests continue in an effort to scare white people…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051920 – Pelosi Is Worried About Trump’s “Morbid Obesity” & Florida GOP Fudging COVID-19 Numbers

Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention

Nancy Pelosi is worried about Trump’s “morbid obesity.” Shitler said people who passed away while taking hydroxychloroquine were going to die anyway. The fascist load in the White House also said Mike Pompeo’s staff should absolutely make themselves able to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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