Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 100719 – Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds & Judge Told Trump To Release Taxes

Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds

Backstabbing Trump abandoning Syrian Kurds was the main headline covered on Monday’s podcast with in-studio guest comedian Michael James Benson. Our Slytherin President hailed his own “great and unmatched wisdom.” Mitt Romney called Cheeto’s Syrian decision a betrayal against the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100319 – Trump Told China To Investigate Biden & Nickleback’s Copyright Complaint

Trump told China to investigate Biden. In an unusual fit of reason, Fox-bot Judge Napolitano said Shitler committed impeachable offenses and allusions to violence were quite dangerous. A dude got four months for threatening to kill a Boston Globe employee…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100219 – Trump’s Psychotic Meltdown As The Finnish President Watched & Alligator-Filled Moots

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Trump’s psychotic meltdown as the Finnish President watched was craptastic AF. Shitler said Adam Schiff couldn’t carry Mike Pompeo’s jockstrap, actually “blank”strap, during a meeting in the Oval Office. Cheeto once seriously suggested shooting immigrants coming across the border in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092419 – Pelosi Finally Ordered An Impeachment Inquiry & Greta Thunberg Dunked on Petty Trump

Pelosi finally ordered an impeachment inquiry following the latest revelations about Trump’s phone call with the president of Ukraine. Trump immediately used Pelosi’s announcement as an avenue for campaign fundraising. Representative Adam Schiff said the whistleblower wants to chat with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092319 – Giuliani Pushes The Fake Biden Ukraine Scandal & Bill Weld Says Trump Is Treasonous

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As Giuliani pushes the fake Biden Ukraine scandal, some Democrats are gearing up for impeachment. Trump’s call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demonstrated Man-baby’s belief that he is indeed invincible. The Cheeto administration lamely offered up a transcript of the…

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