CrabDiving – Tue 101519 – Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds & John Bolton Called Rudy A Hand Grenade

Thanks to Trump, Turkey is killing Kurds. The Kurds also announced that a whole bunch of ISIS affiliates have escaped after Turkish bombing. Testicular carbuncle Liz Cheney blamed the Turkish invasion of the Kurds on the Dems’ impeachment inquiry. Some evangelicals are criticizing Cheeto’s Syria withdrawal. House testimony indicated RWNJ load John Bolton was fighting Rudy Giuliani and Shitler’s shadow State Department. “Mustache” also referred to Rudy G. as a “hand grenade.” Elizabeth Warren is against Beto’s proposal to take away tax-exempt status from churches that won’t perform same-sex marriage ceremonies. In other Giuliani news, the former NY mayor said he will not comply with congressional subpoenas. Mike Pompeo was seen on the State Department web-page promoting weird crap like “Christian leadership.” The Crabs offered a brief preview of the next Democratic presidential debate. Conserva-loon Liz Cronkin blathered a conspiracy theory that MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow’s giant boot, employed in the recovering process from a foot injury suffered whilst fishing, is actually hiding an ankle GPS tracker.

(AP: Baderkhan Ahmad)

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