Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Mon 073018 – Rudy Giuliani Insanity Tour & GOP Bigfoot Porn

rudy giuliani insanity tour

The Rudy Giuliani insanity tour continued and the Crabs played the insane ramblings of Trump’s crack attorney. The CBS board took no action against possibly over-horned honcho Les Moonves amid allegations of sexual harassment. Republitwunts claimed they’re trying to avoid…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072518 – Emoluments Suit Against Trump Continues & Stormy’s Arrest Was Political

The emoluments suit against Trump continues and surely that gave Shitler a tremendous taint cramp. Republican Georgia state Rep. Jason Spencer resigned after his pantless, racist encounter with actor Sacha Baron Cohen. Colonel Sanders a.k.a, John Bolton bellowed the second Donald/Vlad…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071818 – Trump Is Still Humping Putin & NRA Russian Spy

Putin's Piglet Trump Doesn't Want Debates Rules Changed

Trump is still humping Putin furiously and yet still finds time to tweet. Shitler contradicted Intel claims saying Russia wasn’t targeting midterm elections.  MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson hammered fascist Sarah Sanders about Cheeto Teats’ Helsinki walk back. The Orange Czar desperately…

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