CrabDiving – Thu 072618 – Jim Jordan Wants To Be Speaker & Avenatti v. Giuliani Tweet Fight

Jim Jordan wants to be speaker because he is a perfect fit to lead the vile, lecherous GOP. A former prosecutor told FOX’s Shep Smith that Trump’s CFO getting a subpoena could be really bad for the president and his crime family. Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti totally served Giuliani his ass on Twitter. A vandal caused damage to oligarch Betsy DeVos’ crappy, opulent luxury yacht. RWNJ conspiracy loon Alex Jones feels shunned by Republa-twunt Matt Gaetz. EU negotiators utilized multicolored flash cards in an effort to explain trade to man-baby. Bill O’Reilly was unfazed by audio of Cheeto Teats agreeing to pay off a mistress. GOP load Rep. Meadows may go after Rosenstein for contempt rather than bringing insane impeachment proceedings. The racist former head of Papa John’s filed a lawsuit against the pizza company because he felt like he was unjustly forced to resign, womp womp. jim jordan wants to be speaker

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