Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Thu 101923 – Sidney Powell Pled Guilty And Is Flipping Like A Sedition Burger

Sidney Powell pled guilty and is flipping like a sedition burger. Sexual abuser ally Jim Jordan continued to lose support among creepy GOP colleagues in his sad but gloriously tragic quest for the Speakership. The Reptilian House can’t even agree…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100623 – Giuliani’s Tax Lien, Lindell’s Fleeing Lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull Cocktails

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Giuliani’s tax lien, Lindell’s fleeing lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull cocktails were on the menu for Faithless Friday. Madam Secretary, AKA Hillary Clinton, said MAGATS needed to be deprogrammed from Trumpism and many baskets of Deplorables lost their…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092523 – Lives Could’ve Been Saved If Trump Had Been Given An Orange Mask

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Lives could have been saved if Trump had been given an orange mask. A former White House aid to Trumpkin Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson, accused Shitler’s Chief of Staff of burning documents in his office fireplace. Donald “Man-Baby” Trump caterwauled…

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