Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Thu 091522 – Pillow Slinger and Big Lie Advocate Mike Lindell Got His Cell Phone Seized at Hardee’s

Pillow slinger and big lie advocate Mike Lindell got his cellphone seized at Hardee’s. Dark Brandon’s approval rating is spiking. FOX News told Lindsey to cool it on the forced birth rhetoric or else there will surely be a blue…

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CrabDiving – Wed 090722 – Trump Cult Twists Itself Into A Moronic Pretzel Trying To Explain Don’s Top Secret Docs Collection

As the Trump cult twists itself into a moronic pretzel trying to explain Don’s top secret docs collection, we hear material on foreign nations’ nuclear capabilities was found at Shitler’s beach house in Florida. There’s a ton of military and…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090222 – FBI Found Empty Folders Marked Classified At Trumps’ Golf Club

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The FBI found empty folders marked classified at Trump’s golf club. Crappy fascist and former AG Bill Barr blew up Shitler’s Mara Lago document scandal defense. POTUS defended his blistering anti-MAGAT speech.  Nick Begich aims to spoil loser Palin’s chances…

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CrabDiving – Thu 090122 – Trump Insists He’s Not A Slob and Kept All His Stolen Top Secret Files Neatly

Trump insists he’s not a slob and kept all his stolen top secret files neatly. In Russia, Ravil Maganov died from “falling out” of the sixth floor of a hospital window. GOP scumbags are trying to ruin Biden’s debt forgiveness…

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CrabDiving – Mon 082922 – Trump and His Vile Minions Are Threatening Violence If That Crook Gets Indicted

Trump and his vile minions are threatening violence if that crook gets indicted. Shitler encouraged the FBI to mutiny over the Mara Lago raid. Lucious Lindsey warned of riots if Trump was arrested. Man-baby’s lawyers can barely mount a defense…

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