Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 082322 – A Mar-a-Lago Weekend Package May Include Nuclear Sub Location Info

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump’s weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072222 – Maybe They’ll Let Steve Bannon Wear Multiple Orange Shirts In Jail

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Maybe they’ll let Steve Bannon wear multiple orange shirts in jail. The Crabs reviewed the Trump outtakes from a bizarre speech meant to calm his violent MAGAT foot soldiers who were storming the Capitol. Missouri Democrats have planned a Hawley…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072022 – Judge Ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani To Testify In Georgia’s Election Investigation

A Judge ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani to testify in Georgia’s election investigation. Insane heat brought the highest temps of the year to the south-central United States. The contempt trial of Blotch Nazi Bannon began. The Secret Service still can’t produce…

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