Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 021221 – Of Course Trump’s Impeachment Defense Is Full of Lies and Whataboutism

Of course Trump’s impeachment defense is full of lies and whataboutism. President Biden let 25,000 asylum seekers into the country because that’s what adult leaders do. A Church in California said they will defy coronavirus regulations and go forward with…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021021 – Trump Raged About His Lawyer’s Crappy Impeachment Performance

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump raged about his lawyer’s crappy impeachment performance. The Impeachment Managers showed new videos of the DC riot. The Fulton County DA in Georgia opened a criminal investigation into Shitler’s infamous call with Governor Kemp and his cronies. Senator John…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020921 – Nobody Is Shocked Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Suck

Nobody is shocked Trump’s impeachment lawyers suck. Alleged diddler Dershowitz slammed Shitler’s attorney saying he had no idea what Bizzaro World Atticus Finch was up to. Trump’s legal loons said Man-baby’s impeachment could lead to civil war. Trump-sucking-Senator Mike Lee…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020821 – Trump’s Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate Starts Tomorrow

Trump's Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate

Trump’s insurrection incitement impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. Majority leader Schumer reached an agreement with Senator Saggy Skin, AKA Cocaine Mitch, regarding trial guidelines. New variants have popped up in the U.S. and scientists aren’t thrilled. My Pillow…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020521 – My Pillow Guy’s Insane Documentary & Lou Dobbs Got Cancelled

My Pillow Guy's Insane Documentary

My Pillow Guy’s insane documentary was awarded zero stars by the CrabDiving Podcast. President Biden said he was worried this stimulus package wouldn’t be large enough. Disgraced Trump NSA Michael Flynn declared Shitler never signed the Insurrection Act and said…

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