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CrabDiving – Tue 122220 – Walmart Sued For Contributing To The Opioid Crisis & Mutant Coronavirus Probably Here

Headlines of Walmart sued for contributing to the opioid crisis were welcomed by CrabDiving today. A mutant COVID strain has already started in the U.S. Armed domestic terrorists attempted to storm the Oregon State Capitol Building and used chemical weapons…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121720 – Massive Cyberattack On U.S. Government Systems & Crazed Trumpist Vigilantes

Massive Cyberattack On U.S. Government Systems

A massive cyberattack on U.S. government systems went down and Trump has zero to say about it. The US broke its daily coronavirus death record with over 3400 Americans passing away from the virus on Thursday. Despite apocalyptic-like pandemic numbers,…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121620 – Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Don’t Want Trump To Live There & People Are Drinking A Lot

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Mar-a-Lago neighbors don’t want Trump to live there. Congress hinted stimulus checks will be included in the next stimulus. A Trumpkin election lawyer said racist crap about the wife of Cocaine Mitch. Detroit is trying to sue Shitler minion Sidney…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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