Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 101420 – GOP Hissy Fits Over Social Media Censoring Their Russian Disinformation & Trump Kisses

GOP Hissy Fits Over Social Media Censoring Their Russian Disinformation

GOP hissy fits over social media censoring their Russian disinformation campaign were featured on this episode. Frigid FLOTUS shared her coronavirus experience and added that Baron had tested positive. The GOP didn’t bother acknowledging the hypocrisy over pearl-clutching at the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 101320 – Moscow Mitch McConnell’s Sinister Laugh & FL Gov. DeathSantis Rally High-Fives

Moscow Mitch McConnell's Sinister Laugh

Moscow Mitch McConnell’s sinister laugh and surging coronavirus outbreak made 2020 even more heinous. An ICU respiratory got real on the anti-masker movement. Dullard Rudy G. blathered something about coronavirus no longer being deadly. The slow-thinking maskless Governor of Florida…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100920 – Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies & COVID-19 Rising Worldwide

Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies

Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100820 – Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan’s Governor & Pence’s Fly FTW

Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan's Governor

Right-wing militia terrorists plotted to kidnap Michigan’s governor. The fly that landed on the super stoic head of the Vice President stole the debate buzz. A conserv-a-load caterwauled angry misogyny about Senator Harris’s performance on last night’s match-up. Anti-mask-spreader POTUS…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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