Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 112020 – Cocaine Obviously Doesn’t Prevent COVID-19 & Hackers Got To Kenneth Copeland

Cocaine Obviously Doesn't Prevent COVID-19

Cocaine obviously doesn’t prevent COVID-19. The Georgia Secretary of State certified the peach state for Biden. According to the Trump-suckers at OAN, Man-baby hasn’t lost the election. Even Fox wank-bot Tucker Carlson couldn’t get behind the lies spewed from Rudy…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111920 – Crazy Rudy’s Hair Dye Malfunction & Lindsey Graham Ethics Complaint

Crazy Rudy's Hair Dye Malfunction

Crazy Rudy’s hair dye malfunction cemented the former Mayor’s hold on first-chair in Trump’s band of fascist loons. While representing Man-baby’s presidential campaign in a weird election fraud suit, Giuliani reenacted a scene from My Cousin Vinny but was then…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111820 – Many Are Planning Holiday Gatherings Despite CODIV-19 & Michigan GOP Election Steal

Many Are Planning Holiday Gatherings Despite CODIV-19

Many are planning holiday gatherings despite CODIV-19. New York City has been on the verge of another coronavirus spike. Philanthropist and iconic actor and singer, Dolly Parton donated a million bucks to vaccine research. Jeebus charlatan Rodney Howard Brown blathered…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111620 – Trump’s Transition Tantrum Will Hurt Vaccine Distribution & Georgia GOP Infighting

Trump tantrum - CrabDiving

Dr. Fauci said that Trump’s transition tantrum will hurt vaccine distribution. Rural America has been hard hit by COVID lately. A South Dakota ER nurse explained how some patients deny the existence of COVID even in their last moments before…

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CrabDiving – Tue 111020 – SCOTUS May Not Kill Obamacare This Time & Trump’s Meritless Election Lawsuits

kavanaugh vote delayed

SCOTUS may not kill Obamacare this time. Trump’s CDC released updated Thanksgiving guidelines regarding coronavirus. Man-baby has been super sad-pants over losing the election. Dirtballs of the GOP admitted they’re playing along with Shitler’s crap election lawsuits because they think…

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CrabDiving – Mon 110920 – Rudy Giuliani’s Landscaping Company Press Conference & Trump Fired Esper

Rudy Giuliani's Landscaping Company Press Conference

Rudy Giuliani’s landscaping company press conference made no sense at all even after the Crabs dissected what was surely one of the last acts of lunacy of the Trump campaign. Furries even attended Rudy’s whacked-out presser in VR. A rap…

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