Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 080520 – Big Pharma Will Make Big Bucks On A Taxpayer-Funded Vaccine & Georgia School Reopen Fail

Big pharma will make big bucks on a taxpayer-funded vaccine. A gargantuan explosion in Lebanon was caused by a vast store of volatile materials that had set unattended for years despite repeated warnings. Georgia opened schools and immediately a a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 080420 – Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever & Huge Beirut Explosion

Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever

An Axios interview cements Trump as dumbest president. During the interview, the Racist-in-Chief criticized the late congressional rep John Lewis for not attending his inauguration. Shitler retracted his anti-vote-by-mail stance for Florida. The House called the Postmaster General to explain…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080320 – Manhattan DA Filing Suggests Extensive Trump Org Criminal Conduct & Sturgis Rally Will Go On

Manhattan DA Filing Suggests Extensive Trump Org Criminal Conduct

In the ongoing quest for Trump’s financial records, a new Manhattan DA filing suggests extensive Trump Org criminal conduct. A map of the outbreak indicated 60 counties seeing uncontrollable COVID spread. Shitler criticized health adviser Dr. Deborah Birx after her…

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CrabDiving – Thu 073020 – Desperate Trump Floated Delaying The Election & Obama’s Eulogy For John Lewis

Trump Is Unraveling

Desperate Trump floated delaying the election because he’s a tremendous autocratic load. A Cofounder of The Federalist Society called for Shitler’s impeachment after a fascist Trump tweet hinting he might delay the election. The economy took a historic dump featuring…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072920 – GOP Court Jester Louie Gohmert Tested Positive For COVID-19 & GOP Turn Hearings Into Circuses

GOP Court Jester Louie Gohmert Tested Positive For COVID-19

GOP court jester Louie Gohmert tested positive for COVID-19. Big tech CEOs answered reasonable questions from House Democrats and entertained conspiracy theories from the loony Republicans led by diddler facilitator Gym Bag Jordan. Man-baby admitted in an Axios interview he…

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