Trump wants to stop counting because Biden is going to win. Joe Biden has received more votes for president than any other candidate in history. Self-proclaimed poll watchers violently protested outside a Detroit vote counting facility. Q wanker Laura Loomer lost her race for a spot in the Florida legislature. However, Q-load Marjorie Taylor Greene was elected to Congress in Georgia. Democratic candidate Cori Gardner became the first African American Congressional Representative for Missouri. Florida voted to increase the minimum wage. Marijuana reform ballot measures scored big on election day. Former legislator and Jeebus-sucker Michele Bachmann blathered something about how the outcome of the election has been predetermined in Heaven. Glenn Beck mused about overthrowing the Biden Administration if the Dems win. A crazy evangelical type dispatched heavenly angels in an effort to protect the election from Biden’s thievery. A judge said USPS Czar DeJoy should testify to Congress about a failure to comply with an order demanding a sweep for ballots. Life coach and conservative hate-caster Brenden Dilley was super-sad-pants over Shitler poor showing in the election.
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