Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Thu 121219 – Elizabeth Warren Slammed Moderates & Lev Parnas Got $1 Million From Russia

Elizabeth Warren Slammed Moderates

Elizabeth Warren slammed moderates. One of Russia’s favorite Republicans, Moscow Mitch, said he would acquit Trump if impeached. Twitter teabagged Shitler for calling Mar a Lago the “Southern White House.” The Crabs played clips from a recent Trump campaign hate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120919 – Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts & Matt Gaetz Is A Tool

Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts

Today’s release of the Inspector General report broke QAnon hearts, finding “no political bias” inthe Russia investigation. Trump blathered that the IG report was evidence of an attempted overthrow by Obama and Company. Fashionable fascist Ivanka and super-spy Christopher Steel…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120219 – Zelenskyy Complained About Trump & Martin O’Malley For The Win

Zelenskyy Complained About Trump

Zelenskyy complained about our crappy president and how man-baby was a horrendous strategic partner. Shitler lied about being exonerated for any abuse of power for personal gain. MSNBC guy Chuck Todd challenged Senator John Kennedy on his obviously baseless Ukraine…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112019 – Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo & Trump’s Crazy Notes

Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo

As the sane universe squirted its approval, Sonland buried Trump, Guiliani, Pence and Pompeo. Fox News’ Chris Wallace schooled a colleague on impeachment and the significance of Sonland’s testimony. Shitler sounded like a doped-up desperate Tennessee Williams character as he…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111819 – Trump’s Sudden “Routine Physical” & Biden’s Weed Policy Is So 1990

Trump's Sudden Routine Physical

Trump’s sudden “routine physical” is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one…

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