Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Mon 092319 – Giuliani Pushes The Fake Biden Ukraine Scandal & Bill Weld Says Trump Is Treasonous

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As Giuliani pushes the fake Biden Ukraine scandal, some Democrats are gearing up for impeachment. Trump’s call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demonstrated Man-baby’s belief that he is indeed invincible. The Cheeto administration lamely offered up a transcript of the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091619 – Another Kavanaugh Misconduct Story & Trump Wants Obama Investigated

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There’s another Kavanaugh misconduct story and the adults in our government called for friend-of-Squee’s impeachment. Eight years of Trump tax returns were subpoenaed by the Manhattan D.A. Trump called on the House to investigate Obama’s book and Netflix deals. Former…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091019 – Bolton Was Fired Or Maybe Resigned & Three Huzzahs For Black Rod

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Bolton was fired or maybe resigned. According to a poll, Warren is the only Dem that doesn’t beat Trump in New Hampshire. The Crabs learned all about British Parliament, including the infamous “Black Rod.” News of the recession caused Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090919 – Wilbur Ross Threatened NOAA For Contradicting Trump & Falwell Jr. Exposed

Wilbur Ross threatened NOAA for contradicting Trump with the fact that Alabama was safe from a hurricane Dorian. NOAA has since opened an investigation into why the agency backed up the crap claims of “President Sharpie.” Man-baby instructed a Fox…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090219 – Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans & Tony Perkins Blames Mass Shootings On Teaching Evolution

Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans

Cartoonish gunhumping Texas Republicans have made the gross calculation that dead Americans are a fair price to pay for their precious Second Amendment rights. This past weekend’s mass shooter was fired four hours before he went on a murderous rampage…

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CrabDiving – Fri 083019 – British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies & FOX “News” Can’t Believe Comey’s Innocent

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats’ request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord…

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